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♪♪
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Sorry if I seem a little bummed.
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The weirdest thing happened.
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You see, Kelly and Dr. Lasky--
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oh no, why am I telling you?
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Here, check it out.
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I was kind of hoping
you'd want to--
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well, as, as corny as this
may sound, go steady.
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I met somebody.
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I'm sorry.
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This one will look much
better on you.
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Yeah, brings out your eyes.
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You've got great eyes.
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They're so, uh,
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blue.
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Kelly's seeing another guy.
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Can you believe it?
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Who on this campus is
cooler than I am?
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You're very loving
and sensitive --
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everything a man could
want in a woman.
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I hate that part.
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Kelly -- my Kelly --
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with Professor Lasky?
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Not while I'm still breathing.
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♪ I'm standing
at the edge of tomorrow, ♪
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♪ and it's all up to
me how far I go ♪
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♪ I'm standing at the
edge of tomorrow ♪
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♪ I've never seen
such a view before, ♪
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♪ a new world before my eyes ♪
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♪ So much for me to explore ♪
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♪ It's where my future lies ♪
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♪ Today, I'm standing at
the edge of tomorrow ♪
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♪ From here, the future
looks bright for me ♪
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♪ And it's all up to
me how far I go ♪
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♪ It's my time to break away ♪
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♪ I'm standing at the edge
of tomorrow today ♪
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Hey, Zack.
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What?
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Don't give me that "what."
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I saw you kissing
Professor Lasky.
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You were spying on us?
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No! That wasn't spying on you.
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I was just peeking in the
bedroom without you seeing me.
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Real mature, Zack, as always.
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Well, since you're so
interested in my life,
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I happen to be
falling in love with him
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and I think Jeremiah
feels the same way about me.
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Oh, it's Jeremiah, is it?
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Well, soon it'll be Jerry,
then it'll be Jer.
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Oh, hold me, Jer.
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Oh, I love you, Jer.
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Nice hair, Jer.
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Are you through?
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No, Kelly, I'm not.
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What about you and me?
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Zack, look --
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I'll always love you as a
friend, but this is different.
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I mean, this is a mature man,
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a man I can see spending
the rest of my life with.
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Oh, Kelly, the man is 32.
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He's ancient.
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I mean, what are
you guys gonna do,
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sit around and watch
"Matlock" together?
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He does not watch television.
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Jerry's an intellectual.
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Oh, you see -- "Jerry."
I knew it!
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Well, for your information,
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Jerry is your professor and
you are still his student.
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I know.
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Look, it's a very delicate
situation.
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That's why we have to
keep this a secret.
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You have to promise
not to tell anybody,
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even our roommates.
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Zack, please, as my friend?
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All right.
All right, I promise.
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But it's only for you.
It's not for Jerry.
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All right, everyone.
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It's time for our sorority's
annual charity masquerade ball.
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Who wants to buy a ticket?
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OK, bottom line --
either you pay up
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or I'll steal the most embarrassing
piece of underwear that you have
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and display it to
the entire school.
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- Here's $20.
- Yeah, here.
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- Here.
- Give me one of those.
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Masquerade ball.
I hate costume parties.
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I remember that one time I ended
up dancing with Screech.
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Oh, it'll be fun.
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We'll dress up and
we'll go as a couple.
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Mm, great.
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Who are you going with, Kelly?
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Well, I was thinking about
asking this person, uh--
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Bye.
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Zack, do you know who
this mystery guy is?
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Yeah, it's--
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Joey Buttafuoco.
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Hey guys.
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I'm, uh, doing some research
for my psychology class.
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Could you guys fill in
this questionnaire for me?
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It's a perfect mate profile.
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Hey, I took one of
those tests once.
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It said my perfect mate
was Whoopi Goldberg.
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Well, hang in there.
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I hear she's available now.
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So anyway, just fill in the questions
and I'll score them for you later, OK?
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- OK.
- Thanks.
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Oh, this is gonna
be so much fun.
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"What is your idea
of a perfect evening?"
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Easy -- B, "A romantic,
moonlit walk on the beach."
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D, "Going to a rock concert and
sitting two rows from the speakers."
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That's your idea of
a perfect evening?
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That's what I chose.
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Really?
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Hey, I have a wild side to me.
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I'm perfectly capable of getting
down with my bad self.
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I chose a walk on the beach too.
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You know, there's
nothing more romantic
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than cuddling up with seaweed.
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"What is the first thing you
look for in the opposite sex?"
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C, "How they look
in a swimsuit."
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Oh, please.
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I put that too.
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Oh?
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Well, I chose "Sensitivity
and a sense of humor."
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Me too.
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How about that?
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I guess we have
something in common.
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Is your favorite Stooge Moe?
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[knock on door]
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Hi.
Can I come in?
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Why not?
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You're my student, I'm your
teacher, this is my office.
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No reason in the world that we
should feel uncomfortable.
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Actually, I'm glad you came by,
because we need to talk.
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This is not gonna work.
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I'm 32, you're 19.
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Well, of course it can work out.
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My father's 11 years older than
my mother and they're very happy.
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Uh, that's nice, Kelly, but I'm
your teacher, you're my student.
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That's crossing the line.
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I know it is.
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I've thought this through and the last
thing I want to do is hurt your career.
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That's why I dropped
your class today.
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You what?
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I'm not your student anymore.
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So, is there anything else
keeping us apart?
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Uh. Uh, give me
a minute, will you?
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Look, we'll just be real
discreet about this.
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It's nobody's business.
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It's between you, me, and
my sorority sisters.
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I'm kidding.
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[mug breaking]
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So, does anyone know why
Kelly dropped the class?
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I don't know. She's been
acting really strange lately.
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Yeah, she's been singing
in her sleep.
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I sing in my sleep.
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"Here Comes the Bride?"
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Once.
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- What's up, guys?
- Hey, what's up?
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Hey, did you hear?
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Kelly dropped anthropology
class.
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- She what?
- Yeah.
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This has gone too far.
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Hey, Lasky, you and
I have to talk.
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Sure.
Is it about your term paper?
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Yeah. You know, I thought I
might do it on mating rituals
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of students and teachers, since
you seem to be an expert in this field.
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Maybe we should have
this discussion--
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- No, we'll discuss it right now.
- Zack, this is not the time.
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Then when exactly is a good time
to talk about your affair with Kelly?
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Kelly and Professor Lasky?
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This is so exciting.
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Ah, she's dating a mature man.
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I'm so jealous.
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Hey!
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Name one thing Lasky's
got that I don't.
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A Ph.D., two published books, an
appearance on "Good Morning America--"
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Hey, I tried out
for "Jeopardy."
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A passport that has been
stamped all over the world.
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OK, OK, I get it.
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But he still doesn't have pecs.
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Yeah, big attraction.
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He's a skinny, pale-faced guy
who's always got his head in a book.
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Oh! Oh.
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Kelly, what's it like going
out with an older man?
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Well, it's great.
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I mean, he's kind and sensitive
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and he really understands women.
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Like I don't.
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Women --
shopping, hair, diets.
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What's the mystery?
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I've got to run.
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Jeremiah's taking me to a
photojournalism exhibit in Berkeley.
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Wow.
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[knock on door]
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- Hey guys.
- Hey, Mike.
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I've got the results of the
perfect mate profile.
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Ooh!
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Now, 100 points is
most compatible.
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Oh no.
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- Slater?
- Hm?
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We only scored a 22.
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That's awful, by the way.
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We're drifting apart!
I knew it!
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We're not drifting.
Nobody's drifting.
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Well, I wouldn't exactly go
buy His and Her towels.
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Well, interestingly enough,
Slater and Leslie scored a 78.
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That is interesting.
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- Hey.
- Oh, fascinating.
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But, the highest compatibility
score was an 89 --
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Screech and Alex.
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Whoa.
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Alex, did you hear that?
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We're soul mates.
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[Alex sobs]
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Oh, Alex, come on.
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Why are you crying?
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It's just a silly
test, don't cry.
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Hey, Slater, let her cry.
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I like sensitive women.
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(IN UNISON) Shut up, Screech.
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Boy, you two are in sync.
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They're in sync, Screech
and I are soul mates --
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life is just one big
bowl of cherries!
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It's OK, everybody.
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I'm trained in crisis
intervention.
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I know exactly what to do.
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See ya.
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Alex, come on. This
test doesn't mean a thing.
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It doesn't--
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That was real fun racing you
across the Golden Gate Bridge.
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And I would have beaten you if
you hadn't taken the carpool lane.
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Eh, don't bother me with
technicalities.
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You are the one who has to
go to traffic school.
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Do you get the feeling that
people are staring at us?
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No one's looking at us, silly.
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Would you look at that?
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Why doesn't she just
sit on his lap?
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So, do you want a taco or do
you want your usual grilled cheese?
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Did you hear that?
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He said, "Come to Tahoe
with me, please."
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Boy, you have good ears, Zack.
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No, I hate their tacos.
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I'm just gonna get a hot dog.
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Oh, oh. She said, "I
can't wait till Tahoe,
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so we can go into a hot tub."
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You know, it's taking all
my self control right now
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not to kiss you on the lips.
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- What'd she say?
- Oh, nothing.
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They're just arguing about
whether to leave a tip.
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Uh, Kelly, uh, let's get out of here
and go some place off campus.
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Sure.
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Jeremiah, before we go, can
I ask you something?
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Boy, what I wouldn't give to be
a fly on the wall in there.
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00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,770
What are you gonna do, crawl in
there and hide under the pool table?
256
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:44,938
No.
257
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,474
I've got to maintain
a shred of dignity.
258
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,008
You do it.
259
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,248
A sorority dance?
260
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,016
Ah, Kelly, I don't know.
261
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,251
Well, why not?
262
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,353
I mean, everybody knows
about us anyway.
263
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,655
I mean, this is our chance to
show them that we're a couple.
264
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,591
You don't care what people
think, do you?
265
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,059
No.
No, no, no, of course not.
266
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:09,996
It's just that I don't think I'd
feel comfortable in the situation.
267
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,298
OK.
No big deal.
268
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,067
I hope you understand.
269
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,768
I don't want to hurt you.
270
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:24,410
(SINGING) ♪ La la la,
dun, dun, dun, dun ♪
271
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:28,214
♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
dun, dun, dun ♪
272
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,351
So, I guess you're feeling
better, huh?
273
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,552
Of course I am.
274
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,387
Tinkerbell doesn't
hold a grudge.
275
00:12:34,479 --> 00:12:36,848
Here, have some fairy dust.
276
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,426
Thanks.
277
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,996
And you're gonna look
adorable as Peter Pan.
278
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,731
Peter Pan?
279
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,300
Wait a sec, I'm not going
as Peter Pan.
280
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,002
I'm coming as Tarzan.
281
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,137
I know this is a little crazy,
282
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:54,307
but I'm gonna go as
Jane of the Jungle.
283
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,143
Whoa, what a mind-blower.
284
00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,212
Me Tarzan, you Jane.
285
00:12:59,288 --> 00:13:00,856
Me nauseous.
286
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,183
- You're going as Tarzan?
- Yeah.
287
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,384
We're gonna match.
288
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,052
Oh! Well, why don't
you two just go together?
289
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,554
Sure, no, don't worry about me.
290
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,989
I'll just get an ape suit
and go as Cheetah.
291
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,759
Come on, Alex.
Leslie and I didn't plan this.
292
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,260
This is just a coincidence.
293
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,363
Oh yeah? Then why
won't you go as Peter Pan?
294
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,832
Because no self-respecting
guy would ever
295
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,335
go to a costume
party as Peter Pan.
296
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,206
Tinkerbell?
297
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,041
This is scary.
298
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,676
Hey, is that fairy dust?
299
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,611
Get away from me.
300
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,427
What are you doing here?
301
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:51,764
Uh, Kelly left her sweater in
my van and I'm returning it.
302
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,500
What are you trying to prove,
Professor Lasky?
303
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,036
I mean, is this some sort
of midlife crisis thing?
304
00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:00,807
Zack, whatever this thing is,
it really is my business.
305
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,875
You just don't see very
comfortable about it.
306
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:05,211
Slinking around school
together, huddling in corners--
307
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:06,913
Could you lower your
voice please?
308
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,817
I am not slinking or huddling.
309
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,519
I-- I'm perfectly fine
with this relationship.
310
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,554
Really?
311
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,856
Why won't you go to the
sorority ball with Kelly?
312
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,527
Jeremiah.
What a nice surprise.
313
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,963
Hi, I came to return
your sweater.
314
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:27,300
And to let you know
I changed my mind.
315
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,636
I'd be happy to go to the
sorority ball with you.
316
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,838
Oh, that's great.
317
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,008
Me and my big mouth.
318
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,649
This is gonna be so much fun.
319
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,617
Hey, Slater, when do we
meet the girls again?
320
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,685
7:00.
321
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:49,956
Uh, Screech, buddy, need
a little favor.
322
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,692
I want you to switch
costumes with me.
323
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,728
But I want to be Peter Pan.
324
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:59,065
And you can be, every
day of your life.
325
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,634
But just let me be
Peter Pan for tonight.
326
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,437
Tinkerbell's about ready
to punch my lights out.
327
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,639
All right, I'll be Tarzan.
328
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,840
All right, thanks.
329
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,109
Wow, this is a big loincloth.
330
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,278
Can I borrow one of your loins?
331
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:14,113
Hey, guys.
332
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,248
Guess what?
333
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,916
Figured out a way to
get Kelly back.
334
00:15:16,976 --> 00:15:17,928
Kelly?
335
00:15:18,029 --> 00:15:20,520
You mean the same Kelly that
told you to get out of her life forever?
336
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,990
Well, yeah, but there's a lot
of ways you can take that.
337
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,059
Come on, man.
She won't even go near you.
338
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,695
I know, but she will go
near Lasky, right?
339
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:29,862
Right.
340
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,931
So, I spoke to the guy
at the costume shop
341
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,433
and he told me
what Lasky's wearing,
342
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,535
and I'm gonna wear the
same costume he is.
343
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:36,936
Always thinking, Zack.
344
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,838
Oh, the name's not Zack --
345
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,506
it's Zorro.
346
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,420
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
347
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,956
It's so nice to have our
relationship out in the open.
348
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,658
Yes, it is.
349
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:02,028
Hey, guys.
Professor Lasky, nice costume.
350
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,030
Just call me Zorro, will ya?
351
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,467
Man, I really hate this costume.
352
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,901
What are you complaining about?
353
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:12,038
This loincloth's riding up on
me like an express elevator.
354
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,941
At least I know Alex will
appreciate this.
355
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,811
Slater!
What have you done?
356
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,414
I switched costumes
to make you happy.
357
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,883
Happy?
Do I look happy?
358
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,618
Well, you should be.
359
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,254
I'm the one that got
stuck wearing this.
360
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,823
I got fairy dust in my bra.
361
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,093
I hope you're satisfied, Alex.
362
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,430
[Tarzan yell]
363
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,798
Come, Jane.
364
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,666
Tarzan hungry for love.
365
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,070
Sorry, Jane on idiot-free diet.
366
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,841
Oh, hello again,
Professor Lasky.
367
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,310
Screech, it's me.
368
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,278
Whoa!
369
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,547
Zack, you shouldn't scare
a Tarzan like that.
370
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,616
Now Tarzan have to
go in bathroom.
371
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:57,817
Uh, Screech?
372
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,552
First, will you do me a favor?
373
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,721
See Professor Lasky over there
standing by the bar?
374
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,423
Distract him for awhile.
375
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:07,126
I don't know if I can distract
him, but I sure can annoy him.
376
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,594
Good man.
377
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:13,433
Professor Lasky, what do
you think of my costume?
378
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,802
It's nice, Mr. Powers.
379
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,738
You'll never guess where
I keep my wallet.
380
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,376
Where have you been, Jeremiah?
381
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,616
That was incredible, Jeremiah.
382
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,518
- I know.
- Zack?
383
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,253
You were kissing back
big time, Kelly.
384
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:35,922
Only because I thought
you were him.
385
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,224
Oh, come on. Admit it, you know
there's something between us.
386
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,526
Yeah, and it better be distance.
387
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,034
There you are.
388
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,204
What is it?
389
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,474
Where do I start?
390
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,610
Don't think I'm gonna like this.
391
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:02,148
Kelly, you're a terrific girl.
392
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,883
But?
393
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:05,818
But--
394
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,654
but this is not gonna work out.
395
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,524
I, I thought could handle
it, but I can't.
396
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,893
But you haven't even
given us a chance.
397
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:15,862
Eh, sometimes you just know.
398
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,498
And right now, the
only thing I know is that
399
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,600
I'm at a sorority ball
dressed as Zorro,
400
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,035
praying that nobody
recognizes me.
401
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,538
So you're embarrassed by me.
402
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:26,606
No.
403
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:30,409
No, I'm embarrassed by me.
404
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,646
But I love you.
405
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,083
I'm flattered.
406
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,518
Really, I am.
407
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,020
But I'd be lying if
I said it back.
408
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:47,660
When I saw you kiss Zack,
I didn't feel anything.
409
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:49,962
I wasn't jealous.
410
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:51,464
You weren't?
411
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:52,832
No.
412
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:58,771
Do you have any idea
how much this hurts?
413
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,273
Yes.
414
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,076
And that's what I'm telling you
now instead of six months from now.
415
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,179
Kelly, I'm sorry.
416
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,950
It's OK.
417
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,754
This is my first
adult relationship.
418
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:20,493
I'm just glad you respected me
enough to treat me as a grown woman.
419
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,195
And I, in turn,
420
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,766
am capable of
handling this in adult
421
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,001
and mature fashion.
422
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,107
Maybe not.
423
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,846
This was a bad night to
be wearing a sword.
424
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,516
SCREECH (OFFSCREEN): I
just feel whimsical.
425
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,585
You guys haven't danced
together three times?
426
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,821
Alex, believe me, I have no
interest in your boyfriend.
427
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,456
None?
428
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,025
Oh, so you're disappointed?
429
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,227
Look, would you two stop it?
430
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,730
Look at what you've gone
through for each other tonight.
431
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:01,133
That says a lot more than some
stupid personality test.
432
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,135
He's right.
433
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,341
[knock on door]
434
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,376
Come in.
435
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,581
You all right?
436
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:17,683
Been better.
437
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:24,223
Um, look, Kelly, I'm sorry if
I've been acting like a jerk.
438
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,592
Something inside of me went off.
439
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,996
I guess I just can't stand
seeing you with another guy.
440
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,735
Well, I wasn't exactly
Miss Sensitive myself.
441
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:38,938
I was kind of in your face
about the whole thing.
442
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,873
Oh, it's no big deal.
443
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,744
I'm just sorry you got hurt.
444
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,583
Once again, Zack,
you were right.
445
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,886
This isn't about being
right, Kelly.
446
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,923
This is about something
I've been feeling
447
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,925
ever since you walked
back into my life.
448
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:02,995
I love you.
449
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:07,199
Zack, please.
450
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,802
I can't handle this.
451
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:13,973
I'm feeling--
452
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,343
I don't know what I'm feeling.
453
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,146
I-I'm just numb.
454
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,117
And, and I don't want to get
involved right now with--
455
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,821
with you or, or any other guy.
456
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,024
Please understand.
457
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,894
Can we just be good friends?
458
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,596
Yeah, sure.
459
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:39,598
Good friends.
460
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,233
Thanks.
461
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,507
Good friends.
462
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:50,943
Well, maybe for a while.
463
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:52,878
But soon--
464
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,281
(SPANISH ACCENT) I shall
win her heart, amigos.
465
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,683
Zack, away!
466
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:06,025
Maybe for a while.
467
00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:07,660
But soon--
468
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:10,229
(SPANISH ACCENT) I shall
win her heart, amigos.
469
00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:19,371
Oh, yeah.
Zack, away!
470
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:25,144
Maybe for a while.
471
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:30,883
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